CNA European Boot Camp Tour
(BGM: Cross the Line)
Fire works went off as Fans screaming
Live form Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham, England
Ash: WELCOME TO CNA EOURPEN BOOT CAMP TOUR I AM ASH KECTUME
Miss Piggy: I AM MQUAW MISS PIGGY
Sonic: I AM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
(BGM: How Could You By Saliva)
Crowd Cheering and Booing
Kermit: PLEASE WELCOME THE MEMBER OF CNA FERB THREACHER!
Ash: WELL Ferb is coming out and he going to explain Why he attack Monty Monogram
Miss Piggy: Well Ferb was the one attack Monty and see why this happing.
Ferb: You all want to know why I attack Monty? Well I tell you. Seams that we have the same crush on one Girl name Vanessa and gust who got to her first? MONTY not me and it suppose to be me be with her. But That Jerk Monty got to her FIRST. SO Monty since we are from the same country. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROYAL STREET FIGHT AT CNA NEW PPV ROYAL BASH!
Sonic: WOW THAT A BIG CHALLENGE THERE!
Ash: I Wonder if Monty will accept the challenge?
(BGM: Real Man’s Man)
Then Monty Came running towards Ferb as he enter into the ring and then they began to fighting each other.
Sonic: WELL MONTY IS ANGRY AT FERB RIGHT NOW
Ash: MAN This is getting too Real
Then they keep fighting as Guards came and pulling them apart as Monty got the mic.
Monty: SO THIS WHAT THIS ABOUT. WELL YOU GOT YOUR MATCH AND I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR SORRY BUTTS!
Vanessa Doofnesmurts seeing this and was shock.
Miss Piggy: Well Vanessa is not happy.
Ash: Well up Next GH Hill Take on Wolf O’Donald next
(BGM: I am the Bat Man)
Kermit: THIS NEXT MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL. FIRST FORM NEW YORK CITY WEIGHING AT 241 POUNDS HE IS WOLF O’ DONALD!
Sonic: Well Wolf did need some training so he wrestling in CNA before go back to TWAE.
Miss Piggy: Well he did Wrestle in FWAA now he working in CNA.
(BGM: Real American)
Then GH Hill wearing Hillamaina T-Shirt as he heading to the ring
Ash: Ok this is strange seeing this
Kermit: HIS OPPENT FORM DALLAS, TEXAS WEIGHING AT 240 POUNDS HE IS GH GOOD HANK HILL!
Miss Piggy: Is GH Going Hulk Hogen Pase?
Sonic: Look like it and Hilliamiana is running wild
Ash *Groans to that*
GH, Wolf went into a tie up as they trying get a advance one one another and then Wolf hit the Wolf Cracker (Spinning Reverse Neckbraker) going for the pin
Then GH Hill kick out as Wolf was shock.
Sonic: Why Wolf going for his finisher early?
Miss Piggy: Stupid Ideal Wolf
Ash: Well he didn’t see this coming
Then Wolf went to punch GH Hill but Hill hulking up as he punching him 4 times and then GH Hill saying
GH Hill/Crowd: YOU! *Moving his finger around saying no*
Sonic: Ok GH Hill Just Hulk Up?
Miss Piggy: Somewhere Hulk Hogan is crying
Then GH Hill punching Wolf 4 times, then throw him into the ropes as he hit the big boot and then doing the Pose to the fans as he hit the big Leg Drop and pins him.
(BGM: Real American)
Kermit: WINNER GH HILL!
Sonic: Well that was shock.
Miss Piggy: Up next Kang VS Rabbit Jr. Next
Titatorn: THE CNA
Then Rabbit Jr. came out wearing the CNA Uniform as he heading to the Ring as Fans booing him
Kermit: NEXT MATCH FIRST RESPETING THE CNA FORM THE VALLEY, CHINA WEIGHING AT 231 POUNDS HE IS RABBIT JR!
Ash: Well Rabbit Jr. was one of the CNA give Monty a Beat down and now he and Skunk Jr. Are going after the CNA Tag Team titles.
Sonic: But he need get past New Guy Name Kang leader of the Kung Fu Dino Posse.
Miss Piggy: Well let see this guy moves.
Kermit: HIS OPPENT FORM NEW YORK CITY WEIGHING AT 245 POUNDS HE IS KANG!
Sonic: Kang wrestle in NJPW as he was one of the top performer and did win the 9 Belt title. Now sing with CNA he plan to showcase his talent too.
Ash: Well let get to the match
AS Kang, Rabbit Jr. went into a tie up as Rabbit Jr. went into a headlock as he smiles then Kang throw Rabbit Jr. into the ropes as Rabbit Jr. did a Shoulder tackle then went to the other side of the ring as Kang jumps and land on his chest as Rabbit Jr. Jumps over. Then Kang did a Leap Frog and then he hit the dropkick on Rabbit Jr. AS Rabbit Jr. getting up but Kang backdrop Rabbit Jr. as he getting up and then closeline Rabbit jr. as Rabbit jr. went out of the ring and was not happy with this.
Miss Piggy: Well Rabbit Jr. is having trouble with Kang
Sonic: Man Kang showing some skills there
Ash: Well Rabbit Jr. Need to plan this out.
Then Rabbit Jr, Kang going into Kung Fu pose as they began to fighting Kung Fu Style at each other.
Miss Piggy:Well this is new
Ash: They going at it Kung Fu Style.
Then Kang Ducks Rabbit Jr. Jump Kick as he began to Kick Rabbit Jr. 4 Times and then hit a spinning back hand on Rabbit Jr. as Fans cheering for him.
Sonic: Well Kang show Rabbit Jr. Who is a better Kung Fu master.
Then Kang went to get Rabbit Jr. But Rabbit Jr. grab Kang and then throw him into the turnbuckle as he getting up. Then began to attacking Kang as he hit the Brainbuster then laughing.
Miss Piggy: OK this is not good for Kang
Ash: Rabbit Jr. Going for the Bunny Splash.
Then Rabbit Jr. Went up on the top turnbuckle as he going for the Splash but Kang move out of the way as Rabbit Jr. Miss. Fans cheering
Sonic: Man Kang Move out of the way in time as he getting up.
Then Kang Drop kick Rabbit Jr. Into the Turnbuckle then he screaming as he did another one on Rabbit. Then Began to running into the ropes as Rabbit Jr. Getting up Dizzy as Kang hit the T-Rex Kick (Shotgun Dropkick) and Pins him.
Kermit: WINNER KANG!
Miss Piggy: Well Kang win it and he came out in a big win.
Ash: Well up next Tag Team match is next
Sonic: Also Dustan Dan and Tom Williams Beat the UK Best and now they will get a shot at the CNA Tag Team Champ next week.
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Ash: WE ARE BACK
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Titatorn: 10000 Pimp Master Negi Springfield
Kermit: THIS IS A TAG TEAM MATCH FIRST FORM LONDON, ENGLAND WEIGHING AT 204 POUNDS HE IS THE 10000 PIMP MASTER NEGI SPRINGFIELD!
Female Fans Cheering and have sings saying Mary Me Negi
Sonic: Wow Negi got a Fan Base in England
Miss Piggy: Well it there Home town hero and he popular with the ladies
(BGM: World Elite Theme song Remix)
Titatorn: Dewight Conrad
Kermit: HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER FORM KINGSTON, JAMACA NOW RESINING IN New NEW York City weighing at 206 POUNDS HE IS DEWIGHT CONRAD!
Sonic: Dewight also in this tournament too and he plan with this one.
Ash: Well a new look and attitude he need to win the tournament
Kermit: THERE OPPENTS FIRST FORM VALLEY, CHINA WEIGHING AT 203 POUNDS HE IS THE MEMBER OF THE CNA SKUNK JR!
Miss Piggy: Well the fans don’t like him
Ash: Skunk Jr. is not the person to team up.
Sonic: I wonder if he and Lion can get along in this match?
(BGM: Panda Club Theme song)
Kermit: HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER FORM TOKYO, JAPAN WEIGHING AT 207 POUNDS HE IS LION!
Then Skunk Jr. Super Kick Lion as Fans booing Skunk Jr. and he left as Nigel and Dewight was looking at this. Then Nigel went to Pin Lion as the Ref began to count
Kermit: WINNERS NIGEL SPRINGFIELD AND DEWIGHT CONRAD!
(BGM: Double Ho Seven)
Sonic: OK I think Skunk Jr. Didn’t like it and kick his partner too
Ash: Well Lion won’t take that lying down anyway
Miss Piggy: So it will be Lion VS Skunk Jr. and Nigel VS Dewight. Up Next The Main Event is next.
(BGM: A Hollywood Situation)
Kermit: THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT AND IT IS A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SHIP FOR THE CNA WORLD TITLE! FIRST FORM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA WEIGHING AT 223 POUNDS HE IS THE MAIN EVENT SCOTT TANNER!
Sonic: Well This is Scott Tanner chance become the New Champ.
Ash: Scott Rising up since coming to CNA and TWAE.
Miss Piggy: Well we will see if he can win this one.
(BGM: Rivaling Wizard)
Kermit: HIS OPPENT FORM LONDON, ENGLAND WEIGHING AT 223 POUNDS NIGEL THRALL!
Ash: Well This will be a match and winner will face the CNA world Champ At CNA PPV EUROPE VICTORY
Bell Rings as Scott and Nigel going to fight but then the Lights went off.
Sonic: WHAT THE?
Miss Piggy: WHO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
Ash: Trying figure out
Then a Mystery Person enter into the ring as he hit a Finisher on Nigel and then ran out of the ring. Then Lights came back on as Nigel was Down and out and Scott was looking at this.
Sonic: WHO ATTACK NIGEL?
Ash: Scott is confuse.
The Ref Rings the bell And Scott went to pin
Miss Piggy: Well Scott going to do it anyway.
(BGM: A Hollywood Situation)
Kermit: WELL INFERENCE EVENTS, WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER THE MAIN EVENT SCOTT TANNER!
Ash: WELL WE WILL FIND OUT WHO ATTACK NIGEL AND WHY. I AM ASH KECTUME
Sonic: I AM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Miss Piggy: I AM MISS PIGGY AND WE WILL BE IN MANCHESTER ARENA FOR CNA PPV EUROPE VICTORY